








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 874 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 465 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 199 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5737 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,787 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7873 | 22% |
| Smokes | 8440 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 9523 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 9951 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,689,211 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D!ck@ | 45% | 161 |
| #2 | iT´s_noobY™ summacum.works | 44% | 510 |
| #3 | CuRRy the Viper | 44% | 152 |
| #4 | Own4IcoN | 42% | 244 |
| #5 | ✪SCufFeX | 42% | 245 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Own4IcoN | 42% | 244 |
| #5 | ✪SCufFeX | 42% | 245 |
| #6 | <EiErnaCkeN GoEs InfEcted> | 41% | 417 |
| #7 | Narmonox | 39% | 283 |
| #8 | JaxX | 38% | 329 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iT´s_noobY™ summacum.works | 20 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | <EiErnaCkeN GoEs InfEcted> | 18 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | JaxX | 17 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | ✪SCufFeX | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Narmonox | 4 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iT´s_noobY™ summacum.works | 1582 | 0.15 | 33 min |
| #2 | JaxX | 833 | 0.12 | 24 min |
| #3 | Narmonox | 665 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #4 | CuRRy the Viper | 540 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #5 | <EiErnaCkeN GoEs InfEcted> | 485 | 0.06 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CuRRy the Viper | +3.61 | 74 | 73 |
| #2 | iT´s_noobY™ summacum.works | +3.26 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | D!ck@ | +2.09 | 81 | 64 |
| #4 | <EiErnaCkeN GoEs InfEcted> | +0.03 | 55 | 58 |
| #5 | Narmonox | -0.66 | 59 | 64 |





