








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1251 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 315 matches | ||
| Faceit | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6490 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,266 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6490 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6243 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4204 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4329 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,927,225 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 878 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h a b | 60% | 98 |
| #2 | BungoBango | 57% | 100 |
| #3 | jazzy | 56% | 80 |
| #4 | UNKNOWN CUM | 56% | 139 |
| #5 | ratatoolie | 56% | 424 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piggy | 65 | 0.0197 |
| #2 | ratatoolie | 48 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | UNKNOWN CUM | 41 | 0.0139 |
| #4 | cheese | 26 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | BungoBango | 22 | 0.0105 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ratatoolie | 2510 | 0.28 | 75 min |
| #2 | cheese | 575 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #3 | Piggy | 541 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #4 | BungoBango | 312 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #5 | h a b | 281 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cum pervert | +3.15 | 78 | 72 |
| #2 | ratatoolie | +1.05 | 82 | 79 |
| #3 | cheese | +0.60 | 65 | 62 |
| #4 | h a b | +0.47 | 63 | 70 |
| #5 | BungoBango | -0.76 | 74 | 68 |





