








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2665 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,864 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1523 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1256 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2306 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1779 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $615,448 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 367 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lasse | 54% | 205 |
| #2 | RIKANOL | 46% | 84 |
| #3 | Jorgo | 43% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lasse | 54% | 205 |
| #2 | RIKANOL | 46% | 84 |
| #3 | Jorgo | 43% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lasse | 50 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | RIKANOL | 23 | 0.0151 |
| #3 | Jorgo | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lasse | 292 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | RIKANOL | 230 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | Jorgo | 116 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lasse | +4.31 | 76 | 49 |
| #2 | Jorgo | +0.15 | 67 | 65 |
| #3 | RIKANOL | -0.85 | 67 | 44 |
| #4 | ustu lebs | -2.15 | 56 | 43 |





