








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 55 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
412 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 935 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 182 | 19% |
| Smokes | 216 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 317 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 220 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $137,122 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Aprikosa | 40% | 5 |
| #10 | Jazzycakes | 33% | 3 |
| #11 | yungArk17ekt | 33% | 6 |
| #12 | Klemmiii | 25% | 4 |
| #13 | pósturinn p0llur | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | steezy squeezy | 1 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Klemmiii | 1 | 0.0149 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gvendur | 71 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | Jazzycakes | 31 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #3 | Sigurdur | 26 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | yungArk17ekt | 21 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | Aron Olafs*** | 17 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aron Olafs*** | +4.06 | 79 | 87 |
| #2 | Vikki | +2.62 | 85 | 55 |
| #3 | yungArk17ekt | +2.32 | 86 | 62 |
| #4 | Gvendur | +1.73 | 86 | 65 |
| #5 | BaraSara | +1.67 | 81 | 59 |





