








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 469 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 187 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,790 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1374 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1684 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1628 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2104 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $984,292 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 484 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TripleG | 58% | 48 |
| #2 | Stjáni Guli | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Bjarni | 56% | 117 |
| #4 | Aprikosa | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | Ronald | 53% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | venn1 | 53% | 160 |
| #7 | HKR | 53% | 19 |
| #8 | Sveittur | 51% | 86 |
| #9 | Gvendur | 50% | 10 |
| #10 | EINAR | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stjáni Guli | 2 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | venn1 | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | Bjarni | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bjarni | 710 | 0.27 | 23 min |
| #2 | Ronald | 387 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | Sveittur | 340 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #4 | venn1 | 328 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #5 | TripleG | 178 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stjáni Guli | +1.29 | 92 | 49 |
| #2 | venn1 | +0.94 | 83 | 65 |
| #3 | TripleG | +0.33 | 82 | 70 |
| #4 | Gvendur | -0.01 | 80 | 57 |
| #5 | Bjarni | -0.07 | 65 | 80 |





