








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1119 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,869 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1005 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1365 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1376 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1123 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $621,318 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 246 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1GigaB3nz | 55% | 40 |
| #2 | Granatmelone | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | Ace XD Boy | 52% | 56 |
| #4 | Chunky | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | e-grrrl | 49% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Tempah | 41% | 17 |
| #10 | sarcasticeli | 41% | 44 |
| #11 | EzG33sY | 39% | 33 |
| #12 | Woody | 39% | 44 |
| #13 | kunge | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e-grrrl | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | GobsmackedPenguin | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Ace XD Boy | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Tempah | 2 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | Chunky | 2 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e-grrrl | 165 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | sn0wybaby | 161 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | EzG33sY | 143 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | GobsmackedPenguin | 101 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Fehleno | 50 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e-grrrl | +3.10 | 77 | 64 |
| #2 | Chunky | +2.37 | 78 | 60 |
| #3 | Jean Rean | +0.63 | 58 | 53 |
| #4 | sn0wybaby | +0.52 | 79 | 45 |
| #5 | kunge | -0.12 | 66 | 44 |





