








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 332 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1942 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,320 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 954 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2533 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1327 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2506 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,096,889 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 539 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chunky | 54% | 37 |
| #2 | Granatmelone | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | sn0wybaby | 49% | 162 |
| #4 | e-grrrl | 48% | 202 |
| #5 | 1GigaB3nz | 45% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Ace XD Boy | 42% | 86 |
| #10 | king_cobra8 | 42% | 24 |
| #11 | Tempah | 40% | 25 |
| #12 | EzG33sY | 36% | 64 |
| #13 | sarcasticeli | 35% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e-grrrl | 16 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | sn0wybaby | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Fehleno | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Jean Rean | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Chunky | 3 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e-grrrl | 446 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | sn0wybaby | 291 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | EzG33sY | 214 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | Jean Rean | 178 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Fehleno | 99 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e-grrrl | +3.46 | 75 | 64 |
| #2 | Chunky | +2.85 | 79 | 50 |
| #3 | Jean Rean | +0.71 | 56 | 54 |
| #4 | sn0wybaby | +0.35 | 79 | 48 |
| #5 | 1GigaB3nz | +0.08 | 25 | 40 |





