








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1392 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 390 matches | ||
| Wingman | 216 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




90 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11447 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,539 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6669 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5246 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5277 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7347 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,024,599 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2425 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1GigaB3nz | 51% | 368 |
| #2 | Jean Rean | 49% | 74 |
| #3 | Fehleno | 48% | 422 |
| #4 | GobsmackedPenguin | 48% | 202 |
| #5 | sn0wybaby | 47% | 312 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | sn0wybaby | 47% | 312 |
| #6 | Ace XD Boy | 47% | 79 |
| #7 | EzG33sY | 46% | 416 |
| #8 | king_cobra8 | 42% | 114 |
| #9 | sarcasticeli | 32% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fehleno | 21 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | EzG33sY | 15 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | sn0wybaby | 13 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | 1GigaB3nz | 12 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | GobsmackedPenguin | 5 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EzG33sY | 1040 | 0.13 | 23 min |
| #2 | sn0wybaby | 634 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | Fehleno | 400 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #4 | 1GigaB3nz | 221 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #5 | GobsmackedPenguin | 177 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e-grrrl | +3.40 | 78 | 62 |
| #2 | king_cobra8 | +0.36 | 72 | 13 |
| #3 | 1GigaB3nz | +0.34 | 25 | 44 |
| #4 | Jean Rean | -0.00 | 56 | 55 |
| #5 | sn0wybaby | -0.83 | 73 | 46 |





