








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 456 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4746 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,431 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2619 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3826 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3781 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2205 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,189,521 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 363 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | give me what i want. | 61% | 46 |
| #2 | RhodesyO | 47% | 172 |
| #3 | Dig_Ole_Bick | 46% | 93 |
| #4 | Ritari | 43% | 110 |
| #5 | TittyMcFannyWiggle | 40% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | RhodesyO | 47% | 172 |
| #3 | Dig_Ole_Bick | 46% | 93 |
| #4 | Ritari | 43% | 110 |
| #5 | TittyMcFannyWiggle | 40% | 53 |
| #6 | гейбой | 37% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RhodesyO | 32 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | Ritari | 23 | 0.0106 |
| #3 | гейбой | 20 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | Dig_Ole_Bick | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | TittyMcFannyWiggle | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RhodesyO | 305 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #2 | Ritari | 190 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Dig_Ole_Bick | 172 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | гейбой | 152 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | TittyMcFannyWiggle | 66 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | give me what i want. | +4.43 | 79 | 45 |
| #2 | RhodesyO | +1.32 | 64 | 51 |
| #3 | EEEERNN | +0.05 | 33 | 43 |
| #4 | Ritari | -0.10 | 63 | 51 |
| #5 | гейбой | -1.29 | 42 | 39 |





