








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 86 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
375 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,095 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 726 | 23% |
| Smokes | 225 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 1091 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1053 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $463,576 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VanDracul | 33% | 33 |
| #2 | Ms Bugsy | 32% | 22 |
| #3 | Skinnybitcher | 30% | 37 |
| #4 | TheGoth-HackeR.exe | 29% | 31 |
| #5 | RichterTV | 27% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maja<3 | 9 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | RichterTV | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | SuperBad | 3 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | Bugsy77 | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | VanDracul | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SuperBad | +6.08 | 66 | 56 |
| #2 | Luffy | +5.91 | 71 | 57 |
| #3 | GrriixX | +3.32 | 40 | 48 |
| #4 | TheGoth-HackeR.exe | +2.27 | 44 | 44 |
| #5 | Ms Bugsy | +0.78 | 34 | 54 |





