








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1010 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 134 matches | ||
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3909 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,218 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4277 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5350 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2871 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3720 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $660,420 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BurgerFlipper8 | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | tuX♥ | 62% | 29 |
| #3 | Piiskop | 60% | 73 |
| #4 | venyetta | 60% | 120 |
| #5 | speed-deemon | 57% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | simpel | 50% | 20 |
| #10 | su | 45% | 20 |
| #11 | ookean | 44% | 32 |
| #12 | Pizzu | 42% | 31 |
| #13 | pandit | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thenoperino | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | TonyLab | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | venyetta | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | speed-deemon | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | pandit | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thenoperino | 305 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | venyetta | 286 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Piiskop | 188 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | TonyLab | 156 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | speed-deemon | 130 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TonyLab | +2.08 | 78 | 67 |
| #2 | speed-deemon | +1.80 | 82 | 69 |
| #3 | Tmirts | +1.62 | 79 | 71 |
| #4 | tuX♥ | +0.62 | 61 | 63 |
| #5 | ookean | +0.54 | 70 | 48 |





