








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1949 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 270 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7170 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,090 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6396 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2864 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 5689 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3141 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,583,331 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1890 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mick | 54% | 125 |
| #2 | KõllKõll | 53% | 53 |
| #3 | m3an | 52% | 42 |
| #4 | su | 51% | 121 |
| #5 | Maniac | 51% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pandit | 31 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Maniac | 10 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | mick | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | su | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | flukuflu | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pandit | 493 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | su | 246 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | mick | 139 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | m3an | 112 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Maniac | 86 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ookean | +4.10 | 77 | 54 |
| #2 | m3an | +2.32 | 84 | 59 |
| #3 | mick | +1.50 | 71 | 48 |
| #4 | Maniac | +0.90 | 56 | 46 |
| #5 | su | -0.16 | 61 | 56 |





