








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 45 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 187 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2035 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,172 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2326 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3389 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2132 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2325 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $514,180 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Columbo Kam | 46% | 13 |
| #9 | Synx | 45% | 29 |
| #10 | 𝕱𝖗𝖉𝖒 Ztyxx | 43% | 14 |
| #11 | FleX | 38% | 13 |
| #12 | Kongu | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Globalik | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Clarky | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Lou | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Mike | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | FleX | 4 | 0.0131 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Globalik | 485 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | azure | 320 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | Mike | 289 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | Clarky | 279 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Lou | 168 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kongu | +1.92 | 82 | 54 |
| #2 | Lou | +1.88 | 86 | 48 |
| #3 | FleX | +1.88 | 76 | 61 |
| #4 | Synx | +1.24 | 69 | 35 |
| #5 | azure | +1.04 | 76 | 55 |





