








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1759 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 416 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




113 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7038 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,679 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10494 | 29% |
| Smokes | 9699 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 9058 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7428 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,704,090 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3422 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ziko | 68% | 73 |
| #2 | Nubby | 58% | 59 |
| #3 | tobami | 57% | 140 |
| #4 | Lou | 56% | 242 |
| #5 | Liam #drz | 56% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Louj. | 53% | 196 |
| #9 | Rey | 52% | 46 |
| #10 | Synx | 50% | 56 |
| #11 | icy | 49% | 51 |
| #12 | azure | 46% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Globalik | 70 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Lou | 29 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Mike | 21 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Louj. | 19 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Liam #drz | 7 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Globalik | 2273 | 0.22 | 61 min |
| #2 | Mike | 796 | 0.14 | 22 min |
| #3 | Louj. | 415 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #4 | Liam #drz | 410 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #5 | azure | 397 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobami | +3.59 | 74 | 56 |
| #2 | Lou | +3.38 | 86 | 52 |
| #3 | Ziko | +2.16 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | Synx | +1.54 | 66 | 33 |
| #5 | Clarky | +1.21 | 62 | 69 |





