








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1895 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 789 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 201 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




163 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11916 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 61,074 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19590 | 32% |
| Smokes | 15106 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 14038 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 12340 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,314,904 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7540 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ziko | 57% | 111 |
| #2 | TetumTede | 56% | 95 |
| #3 | tobami | 55% | 156 |
| #4 | Nubby | 54% | 85 |
| #5 | Lou | 53% | 244 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clarky | 71 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Mike | 36 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Louj. | 33 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Lou | 26 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Elimn8d | 18 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clarky | 1558 | 0.15 | 42 min |
| #2 | Mike | 1472 | 0.14 | 42 min |
| #3 | Louj. | 1109 | 0.11 | 29 min |
| #4 | Lou | 488 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #5 | Liam #drz | 395 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lou | +3.64 | 86 | 52 |
| #2 | tobami | +3.29 | 72 | 56 |
| #3 | Ziko | +2.02 | 77 | 67 |
| #4 | Nubby | +1.96 | 42 | 68 |
| #5 | Liam #drz | +1.29 | 69 | 65 |





