








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 744 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 766 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7363 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,126 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9660 | 28% |
| Smokes | 9760 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 8513 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7193 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,118,142 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 653 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xx| xtreme girl gamer |xX | 54% | 72 |
| #2 | bbombadi | 53% | 75 |
| #3 | Adriaaaan | 53% | 243 |
| #4 | Carl | 52% | 174 |
| #5 | Tabster | 49% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Luniiks (Professional Plower) | 46% | 95 |
| #10 | ArdyXX | 46% | 153 |
| #11 | 𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖙 | 46% | 57 |
| #12 | Princess Bubblegum | 44% | 54 |
| #13 | Aurora | 41% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adriaaaan | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | 𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖙 | 6 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | Wings of Redemption | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | ArdyXX | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Luniiks (Professional Plower) | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adriaaaan | 729 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #2 | Luniiks (Professional Plower) | 418 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #3 | Wings of Redemption | 396 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | Carl | 374 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | 1X | 328 | 0.31 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xx| xtreme girl gamer |xX | +2.64 | 77 | 56 |
| #2 | Wings of Redemption | +2.61 | 84 | 50 |
| #3 | Adriaaaan | +1.54 | 81 | 65 |
| #4 | bbombadi | +0.89 | 64 | 68 |
| #5 | 𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖙 | +0.75 | 57 | 65 |





