








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 414 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4282 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,255 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4588 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4029 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2591 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4047 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,695,321 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3372 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W1LSON_97 | 13 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | TeeqsV2 | 12 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | ArdyXX | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | ♡ParadoX♡ | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Wings of Redemption | 7 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W1LSON_97 | 368 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | ♡ParadoX♡ | 349 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | Wings of Redemption | 340 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | TeeqsV2 | 293 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #5 | ArdyXX | 220 | 0.04 | 6 min |





