








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 865 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 385 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5382 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4227 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2697 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3288 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2928 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,181,152 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeeqsV2 | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | Adriaaaan | 54% | 89 |
| #3 | W1LSON_97 | 48% | 71 |
| #4 | ArdyXX | 48% | 149 |
| #5 | ♡ParadoX♡ | 47% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ArdyXX | 48% | 149 |
| #5 | ♡ParadoX♡ | 47% | 135 |
| #6 | Luniiks (Professional Plower) | 47% | 103 |
| #7 | Aurora | 45% | 44 |
| #8 | Tabster | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luniiks (Professional Plower) | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | ♡ParadoX♡ | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | W1LSON_97 | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | ArdyXX | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | TeeqsV2 | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ParadoX♡ | 427 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | Luniiks (Professional Plower) | 366 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | Adriaaaan | 276 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | W1LSON_97 | 193 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | ArdyXX | 122 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wings of Redemption | +2.06 | 84 | 55 |
| #2 | TeeqsV2 | +0.66 | 77 | 76 |
| #3 | Adriaaaan | +0.29 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | W1LSON_97 | -0.03 | 42 | 66 |
| #5 | Luniiks (Professional Plower) | -0.65 | 49 | 55 |





