








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 234 matches | ||
| Faceit | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6463 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,321 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8885 | 42% |
| Smokes | 4361 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2883 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 5192 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,649,529 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Riwi :3 | 49% | 57 |
| #9 | dash 𓀃 | 48% | 99 |
| #10 | JonathaN | 48% | 42 |
| #11 | nottyboy | 43% | 60 |
| #12 | SOUH SIDE | 38% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pizza七十三 | 5 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | C♡daK | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | dash 𓀃 | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | boxxy | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | SOUH SIDE | 3 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C♡daK | 809 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #2 | Riwi :3 | 303 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #3 | dash 𓀃 | 293 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | nottyboy | 282 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #5 | SOUH SIDE | 270 | 0.31 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 9/11 footwerk | +4.25 | 84 | 56 |
| #2 | C♡daK | +3.25 | 88 | 66 |
| #3 | chipper412 | +3.11 | 81 | 69 |
| #4 | pizza七十三 | +2.06 | 68 | 60 |
| #5 | SOUH SIDE | +1.47 | 77 | 75 |





