








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 663 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Faceit | 175 matches | ||
| Wingman | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8396 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,314 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6574 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6096 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5504 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6140 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,009,944 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 520 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dash 𓀃 | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Birb | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Scotty | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Crixon | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Misha | 5 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Birb | 1393 | 0.25 | 35 min |
| #2 | dash 𓀃 | 673 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #3 | Crixon | 647 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #4 | JonathaN | 569 | 0.23 | 17 min |
| #5 | fraxiom stan | 336 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C♡daK | +3.57 | 89 | 65 |
| #2 | JonathaN | +1.93 | 84 | 76 |
| #3 | dash 𓀃 | +1.21 | 84 | 54 |
| #4 | Scotty | +0.52 | 77 | 62 |
| #5 | Birb | +0.03 | 73 | 63 |





