








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 593 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 628 matches | ||
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8657 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 52,255 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14824 | 28% |
| Smokes | 14277 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 10795 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 12359 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,764,568 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 336 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seessuri | 10 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | FlutE | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Kevin Durak | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | kalevib | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | The Diktator | 5 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kalevib | 1509 | 0.19 | 42 min |
| #2 | FlutE | 996 | 0.20 | 26 min |
| #3 | seessuri | 475 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #4 | Lasse8)ツ | 471 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #5 | Hinuriseta | 459 | 0.29 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hinuriseta | +3.90 | 69 | 74 |
| #2 | ombbu | +3.52 | 78 | 77 |
| #3 | nlw | +2.81 | 74 | 62 |
| #4 | lukee | +2.48 | 86 | 67 |
| #5 | mixu –¦– | +2.29 | 82 | 74 |





