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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 131 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1989 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,173 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3112 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2472 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2226 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2363 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $938,219 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Passi | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | Nickson | 51% | 35 |
| #3 | Cookie | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | ♛k1nG_cRowN♛ EveryRoundFullBuy | 48% | 40 |
| #5 | ☁ R3D ☁ | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | chrissiMZ | 35% | 26 |
| #12 | nexinus | 32% | 34 |
| #13 | Tobias | AMC2000 | 31% | 54 |
| #14 | B3nds0n | 25% | 16 |
| #15 | ✪ RealCyron | 24% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobias | AMC2000 | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Nickson | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | ♛k1nG_cRowN♛ EveryRoundFullBuy | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | chrissiMZ | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | C0okieDance | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jay.C.Jay | 155 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #2 | ☁ R3D ☁ | 134 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | C0okieDance | 130 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #4 | ♛k1nG_cRowN♛ EveryRoundFullBuy | 79 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | chrissiMZ | 75 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nexinus | +3.51 | 81 | 40 |
| #2 | 𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 | +3.15 | 73 | 49 |
| #3 | Nickson | +2.79 | 60 | 52 |
| #4 | Cookie | +2.42 | 56 | 56 |
| #5 | Passi | +1.31 | 82 | 54 |





