








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 200 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Esplay | 11 matches | 2,153 | |
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,445 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1847 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1279 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 826 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1493 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $604,876 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1Rehn | 94% | 16 |
| #2 | torkel | 90% | 10 |
| #3 | ✪ CHiTO1 | 88% | 34 |
| #4 | Lu_K_aS | 88% | 24 |
| #5 | pulverBEYBLADE 粉 | 81% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pulverBEYBLADE 粉 | 225 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | kumbaya my lord | 152 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | AMELOCO | 126 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | ✪ CHiTO1 | 107 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | Medina | 91 | 0.31 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kumbaya my lord | +6.23 | 93 | 61 |
| #2 | pulverBEYBLADE 粉 | +5.72 | 96 | 65 |
| #3 | ✪ CHiTO1 | +3.83 | 87 | 71 |
| #4 | 1Rehn | +3.56 | 85 | 74 |
| #5 | Medina | +2.40 | 73 | 64 |





