








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 648 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Esplay | 37 matches | 2,288 | |
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1975 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,129 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1425 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1438 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1681 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1585 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $558,159 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1258 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | L1ndfors | 62% | 65 |
| #12 | torkel | 61% | 46 |
| #13 | Rifty | 58% | 19 |
| #14 | hampi | 55% | 20 |
| #15 | Silent | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L1ndfors | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | pulverBEYBLADE 粉 | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | torkel | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | ⚡banaN | 3 | 0.0091 |
| #5 | AMELOCO | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L1ndfors | 260 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | torkel | 195 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #3 | pulverBEYBLADE 粉 | 138 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | AgeLevererar | 112 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | 1salv | 67 | 0.31 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ CHiTO1 | +4.13 | 91 | 70 |
| #2 | pulverBEYBLADE 粉 | +4.00 | 94 | 68 |
| #3 | ⚡banaN | +3.70 | 83 | 63 |
| #4 | P4NTON | +3.09 | 86 | 35 |
| #5 | 1Rehn | +2.32 | 87 | 75 |





