








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 831 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 77 matches | 1,833 | |
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3360 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,896 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2594 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1986 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1549 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1767 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,437,092 of utility $240 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 256 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1Rehn | 94% | 16 |
| #2 | ✪ CHiTO1 | 84% | 37 |
| #3 | AgeLevererar | 79% | 75 |
| #4 | pulverBEYBLADE 粉 | 76% | 84 |
| #5 | hampi | 67% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pulverBEYBLADE 粉 | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | AgeLevererar | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | -ZBE- | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | ✪ CHiTO1 | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | 1Rehn | 2 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AgeLevererar | 231 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | pulverBEYBLADE 粉 | 204 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | -ZBE- | 111 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | ✪ CHiTO1 | 104 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | L1ndfors | 86 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pulverBEYBLADE 粉 | +5.43 | 96 | 65 |
| #2 | 1Rehn | +4.91 | 87 | 72 |
| #3 | ✪ CHiTO1 | +4.09 | 89 | 75 |
| #4 | -ZBE- | +2.44 | 86 | 69 |
| #5 | AMELOCO | +1.94 | 65 | 62 |





