








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 270 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 125 matches | ||
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2738 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,993 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2457 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2814 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1971 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2751 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $780,245 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 224 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tj3y | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | Skittle | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | neight | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | Awsome | 58% | 88 |
| #5 | Orb1t | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | TreeeZzz | 50% | 16 |
| #12 | ✪ JustLetItHappen | 50% | 26 |
| #13 | pecan50 | 49% | 51 |
| #14 | kooper | 45% | 20 |
| #15 | Ryzn | 45% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Awsome | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Jet | 3 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Ryzn | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | ReXღ ツ | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Dios | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Awsome | 597 | 0.35 | 16 min |
| #2 | Ryzn | 292 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | pecan50 | 202 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | brokeyy | 112 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | ReXღ ツ | 107 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neight | +3.83 | 71 | 78 |
| #2 | Skittle | +2.70 | 84 | 63 |
| #3 | brokeyy | +2.07 | 73 | 62 |
| #4 | Orb1t | +2.04 | 80 | 65 |
| #5 | ReXღ ツ | +1.35 | 65 | 52 |





