








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1870 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,416 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2469 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1327 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1131 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1489 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $687,072 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vosgrone | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | Régis ♿ | 46% | 24 |
| #3 | Sam gratlékouilles | 39% | 54 |
| #4 | i tap sus mer | 38% | 13 |
| #5 | Antwo | 37% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Yet - E / Saitama - Punch Fatal | 33% | 18 |
| #8 | christophe sigal | 31% | 16 |
| #9 | tu fumes pas tout les soirs | 31% | 39 |
| #10 | loup | 27% | 15 |
| #11 | SamuelTv | 24% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Révérang Karter | 56 | 0.0277 |
| #2 | Sam gratlékouilles | 21 | 0.0200 |
| #3 | tu fumes pas tout les soirs | 21 | 0.0258 |
| #4 | Antwo | 19 | 0.0256 |
| #5 | christophe sigal | 12 | 0.0448 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sam gratlékouilles | 289 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #2 | Révérang Karter | 232 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | SamuelTv | 75 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Vosgrone | 70 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #5 | tu fumes pas tout les soirs | 68 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Révérang Karter | +4.69 | 91 | 31 |
| #2 | i tap sus mer | +4.17 | 84 | 46 |
| #3 | Régis ♿ | +3.61 | 89 | 48 |
| #4 | loup | +2.96 | 78 | 45 |
| #5 | Sam gratlékouilles | +1.52 | 77 | 38 |





