








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 973 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 369 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 114 matches | ||
| Faceit | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




335 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6640 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,389 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4609 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4711 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5060 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4009 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,620,962 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3506 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BabarKool | 54% | 52 |
| #2 | Comte Tab DeWesh | 53% | 72 |
| #3 | Sam gratlékouilles | 46% | 166 |
| #4 | SamuelTv | 46% | 76 |
| #5 | N'GOLO | 45% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sam gratlékouilles | 853 | 0.25 | 16 min |
| #2 | Vosgrone | 590 | 0.31 | 9 min |
| #3 | christophe sigal | 325 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #4 | Révérang Karter | 294 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | Comte Tab DeWesh | 251 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Révérang Karter | +4.38 | 86 | 42 |
| #2 | Comte Tab DeWesh | +3.84 | 81 | 63 |
| #3 | christophe sigal | +1.63 | 72 | 34 |
| #4 | SamuelTv | +1.54 | 54 | 51 |
| #5 | Sam gratlékouilles | +0.72 | 78 | 51 |





