








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 47 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
538 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 127 | 5% |
| Smokes | 877 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 765 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 844 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $617,176 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haematoni | 50% | 14 |
| #2 | ben | 49% | 122 |
| #3 | The Silence | 49% | 53 |
| #4 | RAF Bloodora | 48% | 98 |
| #5 | italian plumber | 47% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | RAF Bloodora | 48% | 98 |
| #5 | italian plumber | 47% | 83 |
| #6 | CoN | 45% | 11 |
| #7 | MrMeeseeks | 45% | 103 |
| #8 | Mr.Lama | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrMeeseeks | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | RAF Bloodora | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | italian plumber | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | ben | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | haematoni | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ben | 342 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | RAF Bloodora | 320 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | MrMeeseeks | 316 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | italian plumber | 228 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | The Silence | 56 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ben | +3.44 | 78 | 78 |
| #2 | RAF Bloodora | +1.97 | 66 | 69 |
| #3 | italian plumber | +1.23 | 75 | 71 |
| #4 | haematoni | +0.47 | 82 | 58 |
| #5 | CoN | +0.18 | 76 | 56 |





