








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 554 matches | ||
| Wingman | 255 matches | ||
| Faceit | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10639 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,804 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11108 | 24% |
| Smokes | 14089 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 9639 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 10968 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,835,646 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 748 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rapi ♫ | 53% | 83 |
| #2 | Tony Chopper | 51% | 69 |
| #3 | The Silence | 50% | 88 |
| #4 | italian plumber | 50% | 266 |
| #5 | n0x | 49% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | CoN | 47% | 709 |
| #11 | 𝄞 Shaddiix ♫ d(-_-)b ♫ | 47% | 257 |
| #12 | Salex | 46% | 71 |
| #13 | TheScatman | 44% | 77 |
| #14 | Fragmes | 36% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | italian plumber | 13 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | TREFFNIXX | 8 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | 𝄞 Shaddiix ♫ d(-_-)b ♫ | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | CoN | 6 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | RAF Bloodora | 6 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrMeeseeks | 900 | 0.11 | 20 min |
| #2 | RAF Bloodora | 885 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| #3 | CoN | 778 | 0.06 | 18 min |
| #4 | TREFFNIXX | 751 | 0.11 | 22 min |
| #5 | 𝄞 Shaddiix ♫ d(-_-)b ♫ | 731 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ben | +1.92 | 77 | 74 |
| #2 | RAF Bloodora | +1.52 | 64 | 67 |
| #3 | 𝄞 Shaddiix ♫ d(-_-)b ♫ | +1.40 | 75 | 60 |
| #4 | Salex | +1.02 | 86 | 29 |
| #5 | TREFFNIXX | +0.91 | 84 | 69 |





