








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 292 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3044 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,225 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2792 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4035 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1965 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3433 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,574,513 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 黒鉄 | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | Fragmes | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | Curtains Call | 52% | 31 |
| #4 | Rapi ♫ | 50% | 28 |
| #5 | italian plumber | 50% | 176 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | CoN | 48% | 206 |
| #9 | TREFFNIXX | 48% | 96 |
| #10 | 𝄞 Shaddiix ♫ d(-_-)b ♫ | 47% | 36 |
| #11 | RAF Bloodora | 46% | 211 |
| #12 | n0x | 45% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | italian plumber | 12 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | ben | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | TREFFNIXX | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | RAF Bloodora | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | CoN | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ben | 1045 | 0.13 | 26 min |
| #2 | RAF Bloodora | 641 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #3 | italian plumber | 470 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | CoN | 303 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | Rapi ♫ | 216 | 0.35 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ben | +2.30 | 79 | 75 |
| #2 | 黒鉄 | +2.25 | 74 | 56 |
| #3 | 𝄞 Shaddiix ♫ d(-_-)b ♫ | +2.14 | 74 | 56 |
| #4 | RAF Bloodora | +2.04 | 66 | 68 |
| #5 | TREFFNIXX | +0.92 | 87 | 69 |





