








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 932 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 322 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Renown | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 2,161 | |
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7863 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,233 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3702 | 15% |
| Smokes | 5723 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6626 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 8182 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,872,029 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1605 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kressY | 98% | 51 |
| #2 | J0hnny | 96% | 113 |
| #3 | RENE | 95% | 142 |
| #4 | Ign0r4nC3 | 94% | 268 |
| #5 | ecfN | 91% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | kyrox | 74% | 46 |
| #15 | Demo | 71% | 42 |
| #16 | Bunnyy | 68% | 82 |
| #17 | bmwkey | 67% | 46 |
| #18 | walter | 67% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LummyTum | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Return of Randy Bobandy | 7 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Bunnyy | 7 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | RENE | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | J0hnny | 5 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LummyTum | 819 | 0.15 | 24 min |
| #2 | d0pefresh | 481 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #3 | Ign0r4nC3 | 367 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #4 | J0hnny | 345 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #5 | Return of Randy Bobandy | 286 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ign0r4nC3 | +4.07 | 97 | 59 |
| #2 | LummyTum | +3.48 | 88 | 71 |
| #3 | kressY | +2.94 | 70 | 72 |
| #4 | RENE | +2.57 | 84 | 70 |
| #5 | bmwkey | +2.56 | 93 | 72 |





