








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 746 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4376 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,995 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3425 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3261 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2512 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2797 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,498,612 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2083 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phil | 88% | 26 |
| #2 | Demo | 85% | 33 |
| #3 | d0pefresh | 84% | 103 |
| #4 | OneTabsens | 83% | 40 |
| #5 | Return of Randy Bobandy | 82% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | korean hannibal | 75% | 81 |
| #12 | '死☞Daxtar'☜ | 75% | 104 |
| #13 | AkiroRaiden-iZnoGoud | 74% | 42 |
| #14 | Bunnyy | 68% | 68 |
| #15 | siluu /E/ | 66% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | walter | 9 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | kod2 | 9 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | LummyTum | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Return of Randy Bobandy | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Bunnyy | 6 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LummyTum | 653 | 0.22 | 21 min |
| #2 | d0pefresh | 454 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #3 | Return of Randy Bobandy | 377 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | korean hannibal | 353 | 0.26 | 11 min |
| #5 | walter | 336 | 0.29 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kod2 | +4.45 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | LummyTum | +4.11 | 88 | 75 |
| #3 | korean hannibal | +2.84 | 83 | 75 |
| #4 | Phil | +2.53 | 88 | 63 |
| #5 | walter | +2.24 | 87 | 80 |





