








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1664 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 376 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 83 matches | ||
| Wingman | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 25 matches | ||
| Renown | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Esplay | 5 matches | 2,286 | |
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 25 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11485 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,290 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11834 | 33% |
| Smokes | 10916 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6464 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 7076 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,370,080 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 917 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kressY | 96% | 95 |
| #2 | J0hnny | 94% | 196 |
| #3 | hANNEs | 94% | 71 |
| #4 | RENE | 93% | 272 |
| #5 | roberto | 91% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | bmwkey | 82% | 79 |
| #14 | Yoinkyy | 81% | 167 |
| #15 | Return of Randy Bobandy | 81% | 293 |
| #16 | Bunnyy | 80% | 107 |
| #17 | AkiroRaiden-iZnoGoud | 79% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Return of Randy Bobandy | 15 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | d0pefresh | 11 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | roberto | 10 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Ign0r4nC3 | 9 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Bunnyy | 8 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d0pefresh | 1137 | 0.20 | 31 min |
| #2 | Return of Randy Bobandy | 906 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #3 | Ign0r4nC3 | 652 | 0.09 | 20 min |
| #4 | J0hnny | 548 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #5 | Yoinkyy | 378 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hANNEs | +4.49 | 91 | 73 |
| #2 | Ign0r4nC3 | +4.06 | 96 | 61 |
| #3 | roberto | +3.67 | 88 | 62 |
| #4 | LummyTum | +3.59 | 88 | 71 |
| #5 | kressY | +2.81 | 76 | 72 |





