








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1097 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 247 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Renown | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6828 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,187 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9370 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7318 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7037 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6462 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,669,962 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1891 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | '死☞Daxtar'☜ | 96% | 113 |
| #2 | SnacKZ1 | 95% | 60 |
| #3 | LummyTum | 94% | 196 |
| #4 | Ign0r4nC3 | 93% | 457 |
| #5 | ecfN | 91% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | hANNEs | 86% | 148 |
| #11 | chrizZz | 85% | 225 |
| #12 | BingBong | 84% | 56 |
| #13 | j1NZO | 77% | 60 |
| #14 | Bepli | 73% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RENE | 15 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | LummyTum | 11 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Ign0r4nC3 | 8 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | chrizZz | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | roberto | 8 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kressY | 1257 | 0.19 | 35 min |
| #2 | RENE | 827 | 0.08 | 21 min |
| #3 | Ign0r4nC3 | 802 | 0.10 | 24 min |
| #4 | roberto | 520 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #5 | hANNEs | 403 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j1NZO | +4.11 | 94 | 56 |
| #2 | LummyTum | +3.43 | 88 | 72 |
| #3 | fisken | +3.31 | 87 | 59 |
| #4 | Ign0r4nC3 | +3.28 | 95 | 63 |
| #5 | roberto | +3.11 | 89 | 67 |





