








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 691 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 288 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




108 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4844 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,445 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3548 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4077 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1532 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 3288 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,659,484 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2090 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Italian Wonder | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | Jøsh | 63% | 38 |
| #3 | abj | 59% | 63 |
| #4 | Vik | 52% | 62 |
| #5 | Andylovesmangos | 51% | 176 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Vik | 52% | 62 |
| #5 | Andylovesmangos | 51% | 176 |
| #6 | Raunny | 51% | 61 |
| #7 | J U N G K O O K | 50% | 111 |
| #8 | collob | 48% | 183 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andylovesmangos | 111 | 0.0291 |
| #2 | collob | 49 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | Raunny | 12 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | abj | 9 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | Vik | 8 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | collob | 1252 | 0.32 | 34 min |
| #2 | Andylovesmangos | 918 | 0.24 | 25 min |
| #3 | J U N G K O O K | 392 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | Raunny | 338 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #5 | Jøsh | 159 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jøsh | +1.97 | 69 | 62 |
| #2 | Raunny | +1.75 | 71 | 71 |
| #3 | Brandon | +1.22 | 73 | 58 |
| #4 | collob | +0.52 | 75 | 69 |
| #5 | Vik | +0.20 | 64 | 56 |





