








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1477 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 118 matches | ||
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3558 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,956 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1576 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2332 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1935 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2113 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,238,665 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 593 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EPC | 92% | 90 |
| #2 | Niary-^ | 92% | 61 |
| #3 | 벨튀범도화가 | 88% | 88 |
| #4 | putala | 87% | 82 |
| #5 | 차카니 | 86% | 197 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | as | 85% | 33 |
| #8 | so | 85% | 33 |
| #9 | doink | 84% | 70 |
| #10 | Pocat | 84% | 37 |
| #11 | <///}=3 | 80% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 차카니 | 42 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | 고양이장수 | 23 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | EPC | 19 | 0.0134 |
| #4 | 벨튀범도화가 | 12 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | as | 5 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 차카니 | 516 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #2 | 고양이장수 | 446 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | EPC | 278 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | Niary-^ | 229 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #5 | putala | 225 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 차카니 | +5.30 | 84 | 76 |
| #2 | Niary-^ | +4.10 | 93 | 70 |
| #3 | 날름 | +3.86 | 93 | 51 |
| #4 | EPC | +3.51 | 90 | 71 |
| #5 | doink | +3.07 | 88 | 56 |





