








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1363 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 369 matches | ||
| Premier | 313 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 272 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 249 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




296 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
19858 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 62,006 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14899 | 24% |
| Smokes | 16568 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 15715 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 14824 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,064,624 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R | 88% | 171 |
| #2 | 차카니 | 87% | 268 |
| #3 | 날름 | 85% | 192 |
| #4 | Nacas | 83% | 124 |
| #5 | doink | 83% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | putala | 1974 | 0.18 | 40 min |
| #2 | 키사키 | 1303 | 0.25 | 22 min |
| #3 | Pocat | 1105 | 0.17 | 29 min |
| #4 | <///}=3 | 775 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #5 | 차카니 | 717 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R | +6.65 | 90 | 72 |
| #2 | 차카니 | +5.96 | 86 | 74 |
| #3 | Nacas | +5.10 | 90 | 49 |
| #4 | 날름 | +4.04 | 94 | 50 |
| #5 | doink | +3.28 | 89 | 49 |





