








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1845 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5096 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,617 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1399 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1579 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2215 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2424 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,779,381 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 590 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R | 91% | 43 |
| #2 | Nacas | 90% | 68 |
| #3 | 차카니 | 88% | 48 |
| #4 | so | 85% | 113 |
| #5 | <///}=3 | 85% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | 21/11/22 | 81% | 26 |
| #11 | NeF⚡ | 80% | 25 |
| #12 | zz | 79% | 24 |
| #13 | ♿Supreme | 77% | 43 |
| #14 | insanedevice | 76% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 날름 | 18 | 0.0139 |
| #2 | 고양이장수 | 11 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | 차카니 | 8 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | 21/11/22 | 6 | 0.0128 |
| #5 | so | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | so | 399 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #2 | Kcow. | 296 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | 고양이장수 | 282 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | putala | 169 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | R | 167 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 차카니 | +6.27 | 87 | 79 |
| #2 | zz | +5.71 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | 날름 | +3.72 | 93 | 53 |
| #4 | R | +3.61 | 88 | 67 |
| #5 | Nacas | +3.22 | 93 | 53 |





