








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1715 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 267 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 143 matches | ||
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5107 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3071 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3553 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4499 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6114 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,654,120 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 529 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 차카니 | 25 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | EPC | 16 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | 날름 | 12 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | 고양이장수 | 6 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | as | 4 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 차카니 | +5.77 | 85 | 76 |
| #2 | TK | +5.70 | 86 | 72 |
| #3 | Paboon | +5.28 | 90 | 51 |
| #4 | _____________ | +5.24 | 91 | 40 |
| #5 | as | +4.59 | 85 | 65 |





