








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2499 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 261 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




112 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9319 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,611 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5096 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5098 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6088 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7329 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,526,877 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 393 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿Supreme | 93% | 45 |
| #2 | Nacas | 93% | 57 |
| #3 | 지민혁 | 89% | 65 |
| #4 | みこ'^' | 89% | 92 |
| #5 | Pocat | 89% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | 벨튀범도화가 | 87% | 187 |
| #11 | EPC | 86% | 235 |
| #12 | 날름 | 86% | 197 |
| #13 | 개밥TV | 86% | 92 |
| #14 | putala | 86% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 날름 | 39 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | 고양이장수 | 34 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | EPC | 32 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | 벨튀범도화가 | 22 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | みこ'^' | 14 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 고양이장수 | 719 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #2 | EPC | 713 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #3 | putala | 503 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #4 | Niary-^ | 389 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #5 | 벨튀범도화가 | 290 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 차카니 | +5.49 | 85 | 75 |
| #2 | Nacas | +4.28 | 89 | 52 |
| #3 | Niary-^ | +4.06 | 93 | 67 |
| #4 | 개밥TV | +4.01 | 93 | 60 |
| #5 | EPC | +3.80 | 89 | 72 |





