








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1395 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 107 matches | ||
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,988 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3187 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2391 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2912 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2498 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $846,837 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 632 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | みこ'^' | 88% | 33 |
| #8 | 차카니 | 86% | 235 |
| #9 | 왜 나한테만 엄격한 거야 | 81% | 37 |
| #10 | vignrzz | 77% | 31 |
| #11 | 야근노예 | 77% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 차카니 | 34 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | 날름 | 19 | 0.0133 |
| #3 | 벨튀범도화가 | 14 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | 고양이장수 | 11 | 0.0096 |
| #5 | みこ'^' | 5 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 차카니 | 720 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #2 | Niary-^ | 357 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #3 | 벨튀범도화가 | 220 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | 고양이장수 | 155 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | 날름 | 116 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 차카니 | +4.48 | 83 | 76 |
| #2 | 날름 | +3.89 | 92 | 54 |
| #3 | EPC | +3.74 | 89 | 72 |
| #4 | みこ'^' | +3.48 | 92 | 53 |
| #5 | Niary-^ | +3.46 | 93 | 67 |





