








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
909 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,152 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1514 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2095 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1780 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1763 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $438,515 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ヅP_Avril★ | 56% | 45 |
| #2 | mooN | 45% | 22 |
| #3 | Polako | 45% | 56 |
| #4 | iscø | 43% | 159 |
| #5 | C8 | 43% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iscø | 9 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | M4CK3 | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | C8 | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Nephilins | Régulos | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Mugiwara | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iscø | 555 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #2 | C8 | 424 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | M4CK3 | 289 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #4 | ヅP_Avril★ | 103 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Nephilins | Régulos | 90 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mooN | +4.31 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | C8 | +3.66 | 71 | 73 |
| #3 | iscø | +2.85 | 71 | 71 |
| #4 | ヅP_Avril★ | +0.94 | 55 | 68 |
| #5 | Mugiwara | +0.93 | 54 | 57 |





