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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
748 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,186 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 738 | 23% |
| Smokes | 739 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 953 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 756 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $228,710 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Polako | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | mooN | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | Mugiwara | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | iscø | 60% | 62 |
| #5 | Nandin | 56% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | C8 | 54% | 54 |
| #7 | M4CK3 | 45% | 22 |
| #8 | Polar | 27% | 11 |
| #9 | Nephilins | Régulos | 27% | 15 |
| #10 | Ogre | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nandin | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | M4CK3 | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | iscø | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | C8 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iscø | 210 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | C8 | 148 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | M4CK3 | 95 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | Nandin | 88 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Polako | 36 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mooN | +5.57 | 81 | 74 |
| #2 | C8 | +3.78 | 71 | 74 |
| #3 | Mugiwara | +2.10 | 45 | 64 |
| #4 | iscø | +1.53 | 62 | 72 |
| #5 | Polako | +1.36 | 47 | 55 |





