








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2036 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,050 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1201 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1012 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1650 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1187 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $771,894 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ヅP_Avril★ | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | C8 | 47% | 72 |
| #3 | Polar | 47% | 17 |
| #4 | Nephilins | Régulos | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | iscø | 43% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Nephilins | Régulos | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | iscø | 43% | 65 |
| #6 | Nandin | 38% | 47 |
| #7 | Ogre | 36% | 33 |
| #8 | M4CK3 | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iscø | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Nandin | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | C8 | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | M4CK3 | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C8 | 158 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | iscø | 149 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | M4CK3 | 99 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | Nandin | 84 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ogre | 61 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iscø | +2.97 | 64 | 66 |
| #2 | C8 | +2.88 | 71 | 72 |
| #3 | Mugiwara | +2.03 | 56 | 55 |
| #4 | ヅP_Avril★ | -0.42 | 56 | 59 |
| #5 | Polar | -2.65 | 34 | 52 |





