








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 555 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4252 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,146 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4460 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4835 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2970 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3881 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,053,449 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mooN | 57% | 54 |
| #2 | ヅP_Avril★ | 54% | 54 |
| #3 | Polako | 52% | 174 |
| #4 | iscø | 50% | 334 |
| #5 | Mugiwara | 47% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Polar | 42% | 36 |
| #8 | Ogre | 38% | 92 |
| #9 | Nephilins | Régulos | 38% | 72 |
| #10 | M4CK3 | 37% | 91 |
| #11 | Ursinho carinhoso | 36% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iscø | 17 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Nandin | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Polako | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Ogre | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | M4CK3 | 5 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iscø | 1019 | 0.16 | 28 min |
| #2 | Nandin | 363 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | M4CK3 | 346 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | Polako | 222 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Ogre | 172 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mooN | +3.65 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | C8 | +3.53 | 70 | 72 |
| #3 | iscø | +2.01 | 68 | 70 |
| #4 | Mugiwara | +0.91 | 56 | 58 |
| #5 | Polako | +0.24 | 52 | 55 |





