








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1269 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 392 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 127 matches | ||
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6202 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,469 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12008 | 30% |
| Smokes | 14532 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 8888 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5041 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,354,679 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1371 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fountain of autism | 58% | 109 |
| #2 | COACH | 50% | 187 |
| #3 | The Entry | 45% | 469 |
| #4 | Nose Clams | 45% | 188 |
| #5 | Backpack | 42% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SHREK | 1537 | 0.15 | 29 min |
| #2 | The Entry | 1084 | 0.11 | 35 min |
| #3 | SFJake | 774 | 0.09 | 20 min |
| #4 | COACH | 460 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #5 | MattMcD16 | 341 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Entry | +5.42 | 63 | 79 |
| #2 | COACH | +1.72 | 47 | 60 |
| #3 | Nose Clams | +1.20 | 44 | 54 |
| #4 | fountain of autism | +0.80 | 48 | 67 |
| #5 | Backpack | +0.50 | 57 | 53 |





