








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1372 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1054 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 246 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7386 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,493 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12205 | 28% |
| Smokes | 14709 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 9072 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7507 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,829,610 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 595 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaxon ll | 55% | 92 |
| #2 | glebary | 55% | 99 |
| #3 | Zoinkers32 | 53% | 73 |
| #4 | CNR | 51% | 59 |
| #5 | smithyyy | 51% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glebary | +3.01 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | Zoinkers32 | +2.87 | 91 | 48 |
| #3 | CNR | +2.80 | 74 | 71 |
| #4 | smithyyy | +2.77 | 81 | 67 |
| #5 | Jaxon ll | +2.08 | 54 | 59 |





