








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 675 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 847 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12480 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,872 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4061 | 10% |
| Smokes | 8753 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 16823 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 9235 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,743,362 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 536 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lab | +5.10 | 89 | 65 |
| #2 | Le Fithe au thocolat | +4.74 | 88 | 58 |
| #3 | Rise | +4.25 | 85 | 66 |
| #4 | Zerstörung | +3.94 | 77 | 73 |
| #5 | KC1N | +3.29 | 91 | 36 |





