








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 84 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 272 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2546 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,688 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5044 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3914 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2024 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1706 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $616,831 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donut | 78% | 18 |
| #2 | anime grill | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | BigOrca | 55% | 42 |
| #4 | Skout | 52% | 103 |
| #5 | Whirly | 52% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Whirly | 52% | 122 |
| #6 | TRL | 50% | 180 |
| #7 | Goombaz | 49% | 55 |
| #8 | AyeJex | 47% | 148 |
| #9 | Skraapz | 34% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRL | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Whirly | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Skout | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Skraapz | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | BigOrca | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRL | 609 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #2 | AyeJex | 550 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #3 | Skout | 536 | 0.24 | 15 min |
| #4 | Whirly | 518 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #5 | BigOrca | 247 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skout | +2.60 | 73 | 69 |
| #2 | donut | +1.29 | 85 | 72 |
| #3 | AyeJex | +0.83 | 72 | 71 |
| #4 | anime grill | +0.57 | 77 | 68 |
| #5 | PhanTasM | +0.57 | 69 | 72 |





